lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The Olympian is in my bed
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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