You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
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Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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