It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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