Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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