i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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