As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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