Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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