spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
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she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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