yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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