Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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