He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
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