yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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