dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Gay?
German.
Pity.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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