he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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