I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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