I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
did i just pee glitter
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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