Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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