I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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