Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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