I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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