I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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