Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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