Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
So. Much. Porn.
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