grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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