It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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