Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
i believe in u and ur pee
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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