She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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