But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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