yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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