i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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