so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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