I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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