are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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