We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Randomize
