What tipped you off? The sombrero?
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Randomize