he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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