covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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