I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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