I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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