Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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