I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
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I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You've changed since you got that strap on
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If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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