He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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