So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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