So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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