So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
