K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
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yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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