I accidentally had phone sex last night
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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