we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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