I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
There's always time for handjobs
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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