Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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