I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
