Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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