i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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