shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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