Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
NoShamevember. You game?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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